this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
Well that escalated quickly
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
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Just in case anyone was as excited as I was, it’s still in the early stages of development and is currently only based in Pittsburgh, Washington, and Chicago, US. Just FYI.
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HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS → Pacific Rim AU
The Wald twins Harris and Grace (playfully called “Hansel and Gretel” by their peers at the Academy, a nickname which stuck well after their jockeying days), were legacies before they became rock stars. Their mother, Dr. Adrienne Foster-Wald, had been a colleague to Dr. Lightcap and had gone on to teach Drift Theory at the PPDC Academy. In 2018, Dr. Foster-Wald and her husband Germain Wald were leaving a San Fransisco fundraiser when they were killed in a riot. At first it appeared to be a random wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time situation, but forensic evidence proved the killers to be BuenaKai cult “priestess” Muriel Ingwer and three of her followers, who viewed Foster-Wald’s research as blasphemy against the holy Kaiju prophets. Naturally, the twins were devastated at the brutal killings of their parents, and from then on the previously underachieving pair began to take their Ranger training in earnest. Their motivation was simple: kill some Kaiju, royally piss off the psycho religious nuts that had destroyed their family. Their Jaeger, a joint American-German monstrosity known as Hexenjager Victor, proved itself against six invaders before a congenital heart disorder forced Harris into early retirement. Citing that she could never be half so useful in a Jaeger without her brother, Grace stepped down as well. She went on to fight for Stacker Pentecost’s cause in the political arena, while Harris took up their mother’s old teaching position at the Academy.
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us
Emilia Clarke and Nathalie Emmanuel on the set of Game of Thrones season 5 in Osuna, Spain; October 20th 2014
#let’s pretend they joined the resistance#and anya used what little celebrity and social capital she had to smuggle targeted people out of france through the war#there was no way she could stand by and do nothing - not after the life she’d lived and survived#while dmitri used his con-man skills to facilitate anya’s mission because he loves her (so of course)#and also because he was once a little boy who risked his own life to save a girl from terror and certain death#and he has never known any other way to be.#and every single night during the war he told her these same four words. gripped her fingers beneath their sheets#and breathed ‘everything’s gonna be fine’ into her mouth; her chin; her temple#and found it was easy to believe in that lie in the dark - if only so they could have a little peace#before they got up to do the right thing again and again. (via magalimoons)